Store Info

What size should I buy?

In order to ensure a perfect fit, please order the same size you would normally wear. If you’re worried you might shrink your clothes in the wash (like me!) then order a size larger than you’d normally wear to be safe.

I’m 5’ 8”, this is how a medium Unisex T-Shirt looks.

My wife is 5’ 7”, this is how a medium Women’s T-Shirt Looks.

Where do you ship?

We currently ship only to the USA and Canada, but will add other destinations in the future! Please note that you may have to pay Customs and Duties on your order if you order from outside the USA. These charges are the responsibility of the customer.

If you want to request we add your country, please contact us.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is $5 per item. All orders over $149 USD ship free to the USA and Canada.

When will I receive my order?

Most orders are shipped in 2-5 business days, and arrive 3-5 business days afterwards. Please allow up to 14 days for your order to arrive before contacting us. 

Covid 19 Notice: Orders can take much longer than normal to fulfill. Please be patient!

Can I rush my order?

Since every shirt is made to order we do not carry inventory. As such, we do not currently accept rush orders.

Can I return my order?

Due to the ongoing health situation returns are NOT accepted. Please triple check you are ordering the right sizes in your cart before ordering to prevent disappointment. When in doubt, order a size larger because you can always try to shrink it in the wash!

How do I care for my shirt?

Please turn your shirt inside before washing to protect the print. Wash the shirt in cold water and hang to dry for longevity and to help reduce electrical use! If you want to try and shrink it a bit, wash in warm water and use the dryer on a medium heat.

I Don't Play Clarinet, Can I Order?

No. Only clarinet players are cool enough to wear our Clarinet Shirts. Just kidding. Wanna-bees can order, too.